Laughs And Giggles - Jokes For Women

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    Bangz

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    I find it very funny so I might as well share it to you guys!!
    THE WASH-CLOTH
    I was due for a smear with the doctor later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am . I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

    As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the wash-cloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the wash-cloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

    I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'

    I didn't respond.

    After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking..

    After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my wash-cloth?'

    I told her to get another one from the cupboard...

    She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter saved inside it.'

    NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

    Source: http://beautifulwoman.com.au
     
    Bangz, Apr 24, 2013
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    Becky Administrator

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    Oh my goodness that is hilarious!! :lol: That poor woman, she must have been mortified!!
     
    Becky, Apr 24, 2013
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    brilliant but oh so wrong
     
    HEPPY1990, Jun 23, 2013
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