Ladies You Gotta Check This Out Its Hilarious!i

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    MrsStanding2Be

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    i nicked this from the other site and thought it was well funny:

    read this and i know you will laugh!!!!

    HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

    Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket.

    Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

    If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

    Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
    more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

    Get in the shower.

    Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

    Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

    Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean Condition your hair with
    grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

    Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
    red.

    Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. ( I am currently trying to find where I can purchase this) Rinse conditioner off hair.

    Shave armpits and legs.

    Turn off shower.

    Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

    Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.

    Get out of shower.

    Dry with towel the size of a small country.

    Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

    Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

    If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

    HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

    Walk naked to the bathroom.

    If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

    Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

    Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

    Get in the shower.

    Wash your face.

    Wash your armpits.

    Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

    Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

    Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

    Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

    Wash your hair.

    Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

    Wee.

    Rinse off and get out of shower.

    Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath
    the whole time.

    Admire willy size in mirror again.

    Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

    Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake Willy at her and make the woo-woo'sound again.

    Throw wet towel on bed.

    i think its well good!
     
    MrsStanding2Be, Jun 8, 2010
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    Mrsg2b2011

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    LOL I see this on the other forum too, made me laugh. It really is like my house :) xxx
     
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    MrsBoucher2B2012

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    lol, its not that bad in my house but it almost is[​IMG]
     
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    MrsStanding2Be

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    i told my h2b this and he agreed to most of it lol, i couldnt stop laughing! lol
     
    MrsStanding2Be, Jun 9, 2010
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    Very good, and very true!!
     
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    Helen

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    Hmmm went downstairs this morning and found his dirty boxers and socks in the middle of the kitchen floor :) !
     
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    How do they do it? Both my partner AND my son leave their dirty clothes right next to the laundry bin !?!?
    And what is it with men and their willies, that part is sooo true!
    Unfortunately it didn't mention about the men making sandwiches and once they've got the sandwich they automatically forget about putting away the bread, butter, etc.....
    Also men can't find anything unless it's right in front of their eyes, they wouldn't dream of moving anything to see if the item is underneath.....
    Spence's most annoying habit is leaving cupboards and drawers open once he's retrieved what he needs!
    OOh, little rant over, sorry ladies!
    xxx
     
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